horizontal running champion

Jane.
19.
Irish.
Business Student.
I spend hours online.
I love celebrities, fashion, animals and laughing.
Welcome to my blog (:
  • me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
  • me: today how you are

adventuresofcesium:

remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop

(Source: jesus-frankenstein, via be0ktoday)

  • me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
  • me the second i get home: nah

smythe-hummel:

“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”

yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up

(via fakexpearls)

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

(via kristenchaos)

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(via feelinglikeahunnypie)

surisburnbook:

eonline:

It’s official! Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling are the proud parents of a newborn baby girl!

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I just loathe everything so much. Everything, but especially Eva Mendes.

surisburnbook:

eonline:

It’s official! Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling are the proud parents of a newborn baby girl!

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I just loathe everything so much. Everything, but especially Eva Mendes.

saturgay:

roses are red

corbin is bleu

if u dont like high school musical

im not gonna fuck u

(via kristenchaos)